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Editorial Index
Publisher’s Page (8)
» majenta vol. 3, no. 1 dedicated to the million shades of orange reflected in her wide & wishing eyes and the 1 in 50 honest cops…
Submission guidelines (8)
» Though majenta is currently exclusively digital we expect the same level of etiquette a print magazine receives. We strongly encourage submissions of any material appropriate to…
Articles of Presidency (online)
» Preramble Well, well, well… Putting together the first online edition was enough to drive me to drink. It was a short drive. How do…
The Fawn and the Stone (5)
» over a year apart. how do we stand it? do you suffer it too? it’s raining tonight. can you believe it? middle of winter…
Psycho Aquarian New Age Hose Bag Cracker Bitches (3)
» Time again to regale you with my wit. To sweep you off your feet with my genius of prose and clarity of thought. But…
Who Will Punish the Punishers? (6)
» [Ed: to be placed when our typist’s paycheck clears.]            
Talk slash Suicide (1)
» There’s so much talk. Do you remember that feeling that a conversation could give you when you were fifteen? Utter frustration or elation. Chasing…
Who Will Watch the Watchmen? (2)
» for the last four weeks i have been panicking over this column and the lateness of the second issue and the multiple typographical and…
Thomas Paine Will Buy Me My First Beer In Hell (4)
» Puxa! Number four, the year’s end. Who would’ve thought I’d last another year? Winter is upon us. In an effort to make this issue…
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Confessions of an Anti-Mainstream Deconstructionist (online)
» It’s been a sad life. People sometimes accuse me of hating The Spice Girls because they’re popular; of hating Keanu Reeves because he’s so…
Columbo (1)
» I had this great idea—we could play a game I’d heard about involving three drinks and two tabs of acid, then off we went…
Dearest Jennifer, (7)
» Note: Fiction. Similarities? You’re fuckin’ paranoid. Dearest Jennifer, Ran into David at Jack’s. I was with Clay, David was hitting on Tanya. Shoos Clay…
The Donut Factory (6)
» Scoping out the donut aisle at the 7-11 is always a rewarding experience. The glazed, the powdered, the jelly-stuffed—they sometimes put me in a…
Lord Kelvin’s Zero Slicked my Night (4)
» THERE ARE THOSE FEW SLEEPLESS NIGHTS YOU LOOK FORWARD TO- LIKE THOSE YOU SPEND WRITHING, CATERWAULING, SURGING—YOUR BODY WARPING FROM THE FRICTION BETWEEN YOU…
The Proper Length Of A Modern Sentence (3)
» If the essence of culture is to rely increasingly on technology then our concentration should turn to efficiency and not convenience—we’ve heard this and…
To My Oblivious or Masochistic Reader (2)
» My skin turns black and falls from me, and my bones burn with heat. My lyre is turned to mourning, and my pipe to…
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BatNeil (online)
» BatNeil, the sequel Barnaby Fell, as goes the pen name, has developed and refined a decidedly deliberately unrefined pen-name, and visa versa, as you…
Franz Kafka’s “The Trial” (a Broadway musical preview) (online)
» K., a dark haired, mysteriously handsome man with suspicious eyes, is being taken away from his apartment by LOCAL AUTHORITIES. (Note to composer: bouncy,…
(From the Graveyard Log Book of a Residential Facility for Disturbed Children) (online)
» 10:10 pm      This relief staff arrived ten minutes late; swing shift was already an hour gone, say the residents. 10:30    …
Ms Lonelyhearts (online)
» Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: Today my shit went sour. I got screwed out of a few hours pay that I’d worked because my boss is…
One Saturday with Sandra and Travis (online)
» Sandra and Travis were two awkward counselors working for two different homes for disturbed children run by the same company. They’d been dating for…
The Willful Son (online)
» Bobby Rodrigez was wrangling at the Redhook Rodeo. Suddenly, his son, Cesar, settled his plans to spend his summer as some kind of rodeo…
An Englishman’s Vacation in T.J. (online)
» My American friend Henry fucked Irma, Carmen, Sandra, Claudia, Selena. Then Teresa, (another) Selena, Monica; and I’d been seeing the second Selena right up…
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Haikus from Basic Training (online)
» #1) In the Army now! A protector of freedoms that I have no more. #2) Told to show respect. Spittle on my hairless head....
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